Posts Tagged as ‘stupid people’

May 20, 2009

How not to give help over the phone

Her: Student Housing – how may I help you?
Me: Hi, I’m trying to fill in the on-line summer housing registration form but it’s not allowing me to complete the Zip Code/Postal Code section properly. I’m in Canada and need to use letters but it won’t allow that.
Her: It should work.
Me: Yes, but I’m using letters [...]

March 3, 2009

The Bachelor (after the final gagfest #2)

A letter to Maggie from her Brain welcoming the return of her senses and strongly ‘encouraging’ a brain junk food fast for good. Bachelor BE GONE!

January 29, 2009

Top 5 reasons why I can’t/won’t…

Thursday’s are always interesting at this time – it’s when the ‘20 year olds’ class show up and wait LOUDLY for their class to begin. This was not the usual twinkies talking this time but it was still entertaining… and a little annoying, to be honest.
Today’s topic: why I can’t/won’t play the recorder properly.

Through sports, [...]

January 19, 2009

Things that make you go… ARRRRGH!

The list from today:

Thirty recorders playing the same song at different times but all at one
Non-piano players trying to play chopsticks – LOUDLY, repeatedly, and incorrectly
Non-piano players playing “London Bridge” repeatedly and incorrectly
Non-piano players playing “Lavender’s Blue” repeatedly and incorrectly
Non-piano players playing “________” LOUDLY, repeatedly, and incorrectly
Leather jackets paired with baggy sweat pants (as worn [...]

January 14, 2009

The Couch & The Handshake

The Handshake – What’s your preference and why?
A) palm facing sideways with fingertips pointed directly towards the person whose hand you are about to grasp (palms end up touching)
B) palm facing down with all fingers formed like a sign-language ‘q’ shape? (fingers only end up touching)
I just had another encounter today that made me pause [...]